Smooth Moderator - With Thanks to the moderators at kutaki.org :)

Forum life, village boy.
Its cyberspace, escape the rat-race with Kutaki joy.
Talking fights in the Net spotlights
When you desire and then aspire to posting rights.

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
"Ask your instructor" before you can advance.
Not a real answer but somewhere to start.

No need to ask.
He's a smooth moderator,
smooth moderator,
smooth moderator,
smooth moderator.

Post to post, Weapons to Seminars, without fail.
Training Methods down to the Soapbox and Stuff for Sale.

Case by case, with or without grace,
We gloss a loss from our computer box
To try and save face.

A license to kill all our posts at will,
He's tempted to delete, but then takes a pill.
He changes the subject, gets back to the drill.

No need to ask.
He's a smooth moderator,
smooth moderator,
smooth moderator,
smooth moderator.

Post to post, Weapons to Seminars, without fail.
Training Methods down to the Soapbox and Stuff for Sale.